ShannonJReilly
My doctor was worried about how little fruit I eat. He said; “Shannon, just eat a hand full of dried grapes a day.… https://t.co/MhIX7tTgMA
ShannonJReilly
When I was a kid I used to eat chocolate snak paks like they were going out of style. Then one day I just quit. Sud… https://t.co/sZ8YENlIPg
ShannonJReilly
Went to a seminar on “Breeding Rabbits for Profit”, but I ran from the room screaming. I’m sorry but I found the whole event hare raising.
ShannonJReilly
Bought an alarm clock that doesn’t beep or ring. Instead, when it goes off, it calls me fat, stupid and lazy. Talk about a rude awakening!